Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Osama Passes On

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies " What did you think I said? I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you."


Virgie Bell said...

Who did you steal this one from? lol :) Leave Semper Fi Mom's stuff alone!

Steve Ramos said...

I've never even read the jokes on their site. They are from a military humor Web site.

De'on Miller said... revealed a source!

Steve Ramos said...

Yeah, I'm a bad journalist.

De'on Miller said...

not a bad journalist at all. too bad how lame your jokes are!

Steve Ramos said...

Well, I'm one of those cornballs who still thinks I Love Lucy is the greatest show!